When I wake up a minute before my alarm goes off
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
write a book
"Describe your style"
anything on sale
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
when I was younger I used to watch Winnie the Pooh all the time and everytime I saw pooh eating honey I was always like “mmmm that looks good” so imagine my disappointment when I saw honey for the first time. Pooh is eating like nacho cheese lookin honey he had me excited for nothing
no, bro. Pooh is eating raw, unpasteurized honey. Like this:
Oh my God. I’ve literally thought this my entire life.
John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below)
and this is so so important because of this
and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter
this is absurd
join the fight, stand with John Barrowman and Stonewall and say
- Wear shirt two times: Dirty
- Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.